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Lady sets up her boyfriend with a porn star to test his faithfulness and instantly regrets it

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A lady who wanted to test her boyfriend's loyalty decided to set him up with the ultimate honey trap. She sent porn star Valerie White to catch him out and the whole thing was documented on To Catch A Cheater. The unsuspecting guy didn't give in to Valerie's overt flirtations and admitted he had a girlfriend but she did succeed in getting his number after he suggested they could hang out. That's as far as it went but the best was yet to come. His girlfriend said: "Okay, okay. I'm not going to break up with him but I don't like that he got her number and said he would hang out." She called her boyfriend to tell him the whole thing was a test and got the shock of her life when the guy reacted angrily and dumped her for publicly doubting him and questioning his trust.

Hilarious pic and post

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Lol..

What The Witches Said by Reuben Abati

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Article by Reuben Abati. Read below... " How was Christmas?” “It’s come and gone. Life goes on. We thank God for the gift of life.” “Life will always go on.” “But without life, we can’t have hope.” “Without hope, life has no meaning.” “I am still in a Christmas mood though. I get a chance to rest a lot during holidays” “Where were you?” “I was in my home town, the city of hope. I refused to be deterred by fuel scarcity, the scarcity of cash and the scarcity of goodwill.” “That your town where nobody sells a brand new car, no single car mart where you can get  tear rubber,  all the major streets are littered with  Tokunbo  vehicles on sale. Yeah, the town of hope.”  “Talking about hope, you know. During Christmas, I saw a story about Christmas in Senegal, showing how in a country with about 94% of the population being Muslims, Christmas is celebrated.” “By Muslims?” “Yes. Muslims wearing Father Christmas clothes, decorating t...

Check out this hilarious Google translate...lol

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This is so hilarious! So a LIB reader, who is Edo received a text from her husband who is Yoruba, and he sent the text in Yoruba, knowing full well that she doesn't understand Yoruba. The lady had to rely on Google translate to find out what the husband sent to her and this is what Google did..(right) ..lol. Biko, can anyone translate for her?

Flamboyant Psychologist - When you're 25 & your Bae is 57

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This article was written and Illustrated by "DoktorMofin" The Flamboyant Psychologist. Read below Is it ok or acceptable for a young lady to date an older man, senior citizen or someone old enough to be her father? This article highlights the reasons, characteristics , justifications some ladies have for dating older men. The cultural and societal views, why some ladies tagged as " runs girls" or " opportunist". Is fair to tag them as these names or can their relationships be based on love? (1) Maturity ( Chronological Age Vs Mental Age) (2) Finances (3)Pressure & competition amongst friends (4) sex (5) Sponsors (6) Love (7) Rough patch / economy (8) Trend ( A trait that eventually develops into a behavioral pattern) (1) Maturity ( Chronological Age Vs Mental Age) : Chronological Age is a measure of an individual's age based on calendar days, months and years I.e an individual's actual age, Mental age is the ability of an indiv...

Footballer to take legal action against toy company for using his image

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German and Manchester united player, Bastian schweinsteiger is planning to take legal action against a Chinese toy company for using his image. In what may seem a clear case of image exploitation, the company in question produced and marketed a German toy soldier named Bastian bearing remarkable resemblance to the player. According to reports by German daily Bild, Schweinsteiger is suing the Chinese company over the 'Bastian range' of dolls, that not only share a name with the 31-year-old but also bear an uncanny resemblance to him. (left is the doll, and right is the real person) The company however does not believe it has infringed the player's rights. The Chinese maker of 'Bastian' described his similarities to the former Bayern Munich man as "purely coincidental." It added: "The figure is a member of a Wehrmacht supply unit, a so-called 'kitchen boy'." A Dutch company contracted to market the toy in Europe for £65 per pie...

What is wrong with this picture?

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This is allegedly one of the new McDonald's happy meal toy. 'They say it's a chicken.' Biko, does this in any way look like one? Lol

This guy says he looks like John Dumelo

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See any resemblance?

Anything wrong with this photo? Lol

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The pic has been trending on twitter for a little while now featuring actor, Charles Okocha. 'When you finally buy a new IPhone 6'. Lol.

Photos: PDP & APC House of Reps members fight in the chambers

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Watching live on NTA and taking photos. They are fighting over leadership positions. A group of House of Reps members tried to take away the mace, another group are chanting Dogara. Some want Dogara to leave. Fracas started in the chambers immediately after Speaker Dogara commenced the plenary session. Still happening live. Change has come! Lol. More photos after the cut..

Photos: See where a university keeps students files...lol

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The LIB reader who sent this said this is a department in Social Sciences faculty at a University in the North. They put students files up there and padlock it...lol. They must have their reasons. More pics after the cut...

Photos: Python eats itself to death by swallowing Prickly Porcupine

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Aww, this 13 feet giant Python killed itself by swallowing more than it could chew. The rock Python was found dead at the side of the road at Lake Eland Game Reserve, near Port Shepstone, South Africa. When its stomach was opened, a two stone porcupine was found inside it. It had swallowed the prickly porcupine and was lying beneath a rocky ledge where it had been trying to digest the meal and died there. See more photos after the cut...   This is a Porcupine

Uh oh! Footballer Chichi Igbo tries on short, tight dress (photo)

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This is not usually what you would see her in...but she rocked it!

Unpaid salaries: Abia gov cuts his salary & travel allowance by 50%

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Abia state governor, Okezie Ikpeazu has announced the slashing of his salary and travel allowance by 50%. The governor said he decided to cut his salary and travel allowance so that he can personally identify with the state workers who have not received their salaries for many months now. He urged other appointees to follow in his foot step. The governor announced his salary slash while swearing in the states new state Head of Service, Dr Vivian Uma.

Journalist Seun Sanni shares his Caitlyn Jenner photos

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Sanni shared this photo of himself and called it a reprobate generation....see more photos after the cut Below is Seun

Lol. Beer pulled from grocery store shelves over offensive name

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An Ohio grocery chain has pulled a popular beer from its shelves because of its controversial name. Sweet Baby Jesus! is a chocolate and peanut butter porter by the Baltimore-based DuClaw Brewing Co. Heinen’s, a grocery store chain based in Cleveland, recently decided to stop selling the beer after customers complained that the name was "offensive." Heinen’s began selling the porter two months ago. Duclaw founder Dave Benfield said “When you push boundaries and try to get one group excited about it, inevitably people are going to get upset on one side or the other,” . “The name’s not meant to be offensive, it’s not meant to be derogatory… “We liked the phrase [Sweet Baby Jesus!], which at least to us, is a phrase of excitement or astonishment.” Benfield said this is the first time the beer has been pulled from a chain of stores. Complaints about the name, however, are not new. Benfield told reporters that the peanut butter porter has been removed from military base...

Photo of the day!

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Notice anything unusual about the photo above?

Rihanna and Karim Benzema getting serious?

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Life & Style is reporting that Rihanna and Real Madrid footballer Karim Benzema, who have been spotted out in LA and New York, are not only dating but seem to have taken things to the next level. According to their report, Rihanna flew Karim and some of his friend to LA and then flew her family in from Barbados so everyone could meet. RiRi reportedly checked her family and friends into the Andaz and Mondrian hotels in West Hollywood then they spent the week getting to know each other.

Was Enugu state governor picking his nose in this photo?

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Enugu State Governor, Hon. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi seen at the airport. Looks like he was picking his nose. Lol...